Naka on Wood

Declaration to Tumblr

Look, I know you’ve probably heard about my other jealous blogs on myspace, facebook and blogger but they ain’t got nothin on you, shawty.  Myspace was my main thing til I ran into you.  But they just don’t have the sex appeal you have or none of that.  Don’t worry, your spot is solidified.  Just don’t go crazy on me, cuz I will choke a blog—pronto.  Betchu didn’t know I had a lil Wayne Brady in me, did you?  Alot of folks don’t.  I’ll be back to stroke your keys later,  keep em warm for me alright.

Love,

Odinaka

Words of Wisdom

“Can’t wear skinny jeans ‘cuz my nuts don’t fit.”
Jay-Z, Swagger Like Us

Even if yours do fit, pretend they don’t in ‘09.

Thank you.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Uh, yeah

Double yeah

Reality Strikes!

It’s official. What I’ve been denying since the beginning of the year can no longer be overlooked. I’ve developed a lil pot belly. Soon I’ll look like those skinny, bulging gut kids on the postcards and people will start giving me money whenever they see me looking tattered by the pool. I must do something.

PS. I’m so fly…it’s open

I know

Rambler Rumbler Tumblr

I am really good at procrastinating.  Hence why I started a blog on tumblr.com. I’m so good I needed another outlet to release.  Whenever I’m writing here best believe there’s something I’m supposed to be doing in real life that I’m failing at or tumbling through if you will.  How long has this tumblr thing been around anyway?  And why did I just find out about it last week?  I wish I coulda been a pioneer of tumblr.com.  That woulda been cool to say I played a role in starting tumblr.com- then I’d introduce myself to people like that,

“Hey nice to meet you, have you ever heard of tumblr.com?  No. Well I helped start it.  Don’t walk away.  We’ll do lunch…”

Instead, I’m just a follower of everyone else that’s on here.  I still introduce myself as a pioneer of tumblr.com anyway. Then I give people exclusive Odinaka souvenir  tumblers to take home so that whenever they have a drink they think of me.

Shout out to Allison, who indirectly got me turned onto this thing.  She’s a real cool photographer that I don’t know in real life but have an active facebook wall-to-wall history with, haha.  Anyway, her tumblr is nice and after viewing some of her posts I thought I could make my own tumblr magic here.  Yeah, I’m delusional sometimes.  I wasn’t supposed to say all this.  I’m gonna go procrastinate somewhere else…

Ciao

We’ll do lunch…