Got stopped by a stumbling, slurring, drunken man tonight to be asked two questions:
1, “Hey, you’re a black man in America, right?
2. “Do you know you look like Boyz II Men?”
Then he ran off into the distance chasing some screaming voices emanating from a bar.
Congratulations to me on looking like an entire 90’s R&B group!
Get familiar.
I’ll be on the Seriously Funny Show…Seriously tomorrow night ie Tuesday, 8/17 at Smith’s Olde Bar.
1578 Piedmont Ave. N.E.
Atlanta, GA 30324
Always a good time
PS. For my droves of adoring fans paying attention ;-) can you guess the correct spelling of my last name?
Heeeeeeere's OD!
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One of those, "book me," photo's
Ladies
If you must pop your collar do it in air
I picked this for you
Mosquitoes did this to me
The Atlanta King of Igbo Comedy, lol
Cover of my 1st rap album
Chillin w/ the flag
Had a cool photo session with Chad Hess in East Atlanta last week. Here’s a lil look at what we did.
This Wed, April 14th, I’ll be holding my own in the top 20 semifinals for the Laughing Skull Lounge’s Dogwood Homegrown Comedy Binge. You can check out some of my jokes above. Show’s at 8 and it’s packed with great comics, holla.
Really, you can't
#TrueStory
One day my dreams will come true.
TFLM: Tweets From Last Month
GPOYW: Jeopardy Edition
So alot of my friends are starting to agree with my other friends and say that I do look like Terry from this week’s Jeopardy.
I’m starting to think I don’t have any real friends. Do you guys really think that I, Odinaka Ezeokoli, look anything like this Terry dude? Like for real?
I mean come on, that guy looks waaaaaay nerdier than I do. Just check out this photo I found of him on Flickr.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/laylara/3796276550/in/set-72157621965056738/
I, on the other hand, look like this
Ya see? I’m definitely not as nerdy as Terry.
Here’s another flickr photo of Terry
http://www.flickr.com/photos/laylara/3795487503/in/set-72157621965056738/
I think my friends have forgotten what I look like
Me:
Terry:
Please give it a r— Ok, ok, I give up.
I admit it. I, Odinaka Ezeokoli, am actually Terry Linwood from Plato, TX and have been kicking ass on Jeopardy all week. You guys caught me! I made the Terry character up so I wouldn’t have to share my winnings. I never thought my friends would connect the dots between these be-spectacled, braces-lacking black guys but I’ve been proven wrong. There, are you happy?
Now I’m angry
Watch me tonight on Jeopardy at 7:30 Eastern Time
Jackie Wilson aka Mr. Excitement
I definitely see why they called him that after youtubin’ him for a while.
I’m JUST hearing Jackie Wilson for the first time. MJ dedicated his Thriller Grammy for album of the year to him. When Pac mentioned him in that Thugz Mansion verse I was like, “Ya, Sam Cooke was dope…who’s the other guy?”
I’m admitting this because from time to time I might say something about music, specifically hip hop. Just know that I, Odinaka “OD” Ezeokoli, don’t know shit about music! So take my statements on the subject with a grain of salt. I know what I like and that’s about it. Most things I like are what friends and others refer me to. Please feel free to enlighten this brother. If you’ve found something new, send it my way. If you know some old heads that made timeless pieces, send it my way. I’m open to all things…doesn’t mean I’ll like it tho ;-P.
When I say I don’t know shit about music, I’m being sincere (movies too but that’s another blog). So hit me up, my FB, Twitter, email, etc, are all to the right of my page, better yet I got comment boxes, haha. I need a renaissance or an intervention—whatever works.
Other people I’ve been introduced to this year, The Alan Parsons project, Pink Floyd, (heard but never listened), Brittany Bosco, Black Spade and others I can’t remember now.
Put me on something.
PS. Shout-out to my newest followers, Iggz. and whomshallifear. Welcome to the fam!
And to everybody that follows me you are much appreciated. And to those I follow, keep posting cuz I wouldn’t have a tumblr w/out y’all.
PPS What are you bumping in your Ipod/walkman/record player right now?
Decided to get back in touch and write down my long term and short term goals on paper today. Wow, I got alotta work to do.
Is it Wed? I’ve never done the GPOYW but it’s kinda hard since I haven’t replaced my Canon that got jacked last year. I found this in my photo booth archives
EERIE
(via Blakeley)
I posted the above comic on my tumblr yesterday and hours later (unrelatedly) tweeted the following
Now Karl Rove is following me on twitter. Spooky. Especially since I’ve seen Naomi Wolf’s chilling doc, “The End of America”
@Odinaka if YOU wanna follow me too, lol
Mother dearest
(via msbojangles)
Too bad everybody waited til Michael was white to tell him he looked good black. Imagine if enough people told him his nose was cute. Game changer. Michael might’ve been Prince today. Tell somebody they’re beatiful or a surgeon will later, lol
reblogged from soupsoup
Stupidridiculous went for the Pog throwback earlier which inspired me to dig through my room to find some of my own.
For reasons I can’t remember skulls & ying yangs were very popular back then or I liked them alot cuz I found alot in my collection…along w/ alot of splattered bugs. Anybody else got pogs layin around? haha
Naka On Wood Productions: Knock Here
Looks this good don't grow on trees
