More TFLM
(Tweets From Last Month)
Yes, here are some more things I said on twitter in May.
Wanna live vicariously through a budding Nigerian comedian?
Be down
TFLM
(Tweets From Last Month)
Here are some things I said on twitter in May.
Wanna live vicariously through a budding Nigerian comedian?
Be down
Happening tonight with some funny friends
Not only everyone you see on the poster but also TWO special guests … and Buy-One-Get-One tickets at the door with the password “MinorAttack”!
Smith’s Olde Bar (Atlanta, GA) / DOORS @ 8PM / SHOW @ 9PM / 21+ (no exceptions)
… Seriously
GPOYW: Live from the Funny Farm, Atlanta
Shout out to my folks at Blueprint 4 Hollywood for the photo.
Running With Scissors Show
I hope y’all got the take home message of the above. If you’re ever running and there are scissors in your hand, JUST-PUT-THEM-DOWN! Leave the dangerous stuff to us.
Every first Thursday of the month I’ll be putting together the Running with Scissors Show at Estoria (East Atlanta, Cabbagetown to be specific) showcasing the A’s deep variety of comedy talent.

Estoria is already a cool hang out that’ll be a cool new place for comedy too. Our first run of the show was in the beginning of October and we had a great turn out. Hoping for a good second go! Our next show is Thursday, November 5th
727 Wylie St, Atlanta, Ga
I’ll be hosting a real funny group of cats:
Andy Sanford- 1/4 of the Beards of Comedy and a brilliant comedy writer
Eric McGee- Super laid back. Feeds the audience jokes like an IV- very subtle
Justin Morgan- Class president of Atlanta comedy. You’ll want to watch for him.
Karen Hilton- Just pay attention and you’ll be rolling in no time. One word, clever.
Matt Pharr- Some of the best stories on and off stage. I’ve never not been entertained by Matt Pharr
Sean Wilkinson- Running With Scissors will be proud to have this funny guy from Boston as our guest for the evening.
Tanner Inman- Tanner is part of a comedy group called The Lost Comics and their tagline is, “Like seeing stand up comedy for the first time.” That’s better than i could have said it.
Jody Breeze dissing Jeezy? Noise in the Hood!
At least give us a decent verse, man. Remember when folks where comparing Jody to T.I.?
“Kanye Interrupts President Obama’s Speech”
I’m sure there will be more of these on the way
this is a PAINTING. pretty good, i like the feel
PAINTING? Wow, that’s crazy to me, looks so real!
“The power is yours!”
-Captain Planet, lol
“We’re the planeteers, and you can be one too! Cause saving our planet is the thing to do!”
“I’m a planeteer”
Haha, this is how I describe my day job as an Environmental Specialist to people…Water! is our specialty
There are a million quotes and saying about opportunity and risk. In order to gain something, you have to take a chance. Otherwise, you’ll never get anywhere. Every person you meet is a potential something—friend, lover, confidant, partner in crime, or that long-lost sister or brother that fate forgot to give you. It’s rather daunting to think about it; there’s potential in every chance meeting, in every casual acquaintance, in every little accident that life throws your way. The trouble is, if you’re not paying attention, you might miss what might’ve been. You might miss a connection, an opportunity, a possible something.
People always says you can’t lose what you never had, but I think I’m inclined to disagree. If any opportunity isn’t seized, it is still lost. You’ve lost that potential, that maybe, that experience that might’ve been. So, yes, it’s not exactly like losing your keys. Instead, it’s like losing the phone number of someone you like, but never had the chance to call. It was there, in your grasp—that maybe—and now, it’s not.
Can we ever get back to that place? That place where something is possible? It depends, really, on the situation, the players, and a myriad of circumstance. Things change, people change, lives change. So, you might get a second chance (or a third, or a fourth), but it’s the first chance. It’s a new one; it’s different.
It could also mean we’re missing out on potential stalkers but the way you look at it sounds alot better than me.
OLUCHI !!!
Oluchi Ezeokoli
formerly Oluchi Onweagba
If you no know, na my wife be dis, oh! We dey wait for her divorce papers, sef.
I think the anarchist movement would go a lot further if it had a strong leader.
Love Miss Millie Jackson…she gave it to us straight with no chaser.
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Ha! Women Of Color Feminist…
“So we thought, instead of buying groceries here in Oak Park we could go buy groceries on the West Side. And it was not that simple at all.”