BBC says, "'Younger wife' for marital bliss"
“The secret to a happy marriage for men is choosing a wife who is smarter and at least five years younger than you, say UK experts.”
Their example of this? Jay-Z and Beyonce:

“Add in a better education for the woman - Beyonce has her high school diploma, unlike husband Jay-Z - and the chances of lasting happiness improve further.”
Surely there’s a better example somewhere, haha. Interesting. Any married folks wanna anonymously weigh in?
OK, this is the only thing I’ll plan in my wedding
One day Chimamanda Adichie & I will go on a date but until then I’ll go devour a copy of “The Thing Around Your Neck” and reminisce on the one time I got to hang out with her.
Are you married yet? Why not? If you’re having trouble finding a wife come to Nigeria and I will find one for you!
LOL! Message from my 90-something yr old G’ma in Naija I recieved via my cousin
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