Was invited to fly down to Atlanta last weekend to perform as part of Umu Igbo Unite’s (UIU) 1st Annual Gala Night.

Was a tough crowd but after some bobbing and weaving, we worked it out and by night’s end everyone had a great time. The evening was filled with singers, dancers, a mini fashion show and a packed hall of young Igbo men and women dressed to impress.
The good folks of UIU were even gracious enough to offer me ad space in this year’s brochure so I hit up my designer buddy, Chris Nunn to work some of his magic for me. Voila:

Photo Credit: Avidity Photography
Definitely glad I could be a part of the event, only regret is I didn’t have more time to chill w/ my ATL peeps while in town. Better luck next time, I guess. Now it’s back to the imaginary spring of the Windy City.

Since “Two & A Half Men” is gone CBS has decided to air a new sitcom dealing with fractions. This fall Damon Wayans stars in the 1700s sitcom, “3/5 Of A Person!
Texts From Joe Gallois, March 8, 2011
@joegallois texts the darndest things
Hysterical Events & 40 Acres and a Stool present
40 Acres & Friends!
Come laugh, kick off your March right! Oh, what’s that? The show’s on the 6th so you’ve already ample time to kick of your March? Well come hang with us anyway. It’ll be awesome.
Went to a tea party with my my boy Jeff and lived to youtube it. We were posing as College Republicans interested in learning more about the party and thus Jeff was supposed to be my white decoy who would make it easier for me to talk to these folks. I think he got a little over zealous though and you can tell by his cut off shirt and flowing chest hair. Anyway, I think we made some frenemies. Watch.
I’ll be on the Seriously Funny Show…Seriously tomorrow night ie Tuesday, 8/17 at Smith’s Olde Bar.
1578 Piedmont Ave. N.E.
Atlanta, GA 30324
Always a good time
PS. For my droves of adoring fans paying attention ;-) can you guess the correct spelling of my last name?
Think Imma check this out at the Rialto tomorrow. #NationalBlackArtsFestival
(via seriouslyfunnyseriously)
Atlanta Tonight.
Seriously Funny Show … Seriously
Every Tuesday, June 2010 @ Smith’s Old Bar
9:00PM Show … $7 cover
Drink Specials at the Bar
STAND-UP TUESDAYS!! Tuesday night at Village Theatre. I’m hosting and we’ve got an awesome line-up of stand-up comics. Bar is BYOB. We bring the funny, you bring the drinks. 9pm. $7 tickets in advance / $10 at door. http://www.villagecomedy.com
A former Ford Plant here in Atlanta by the Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport
I drive by the wreckage of this everyday right before I get to the office.
Running With Scissors Show
I hope y’all got the take home message of the above. If you’re ever running and there are scissors in your hand, JUST-PUT-THEM-DOWN! Leave the dangerous stuff to us.
Every first Thursday of the month I’ll be putting together the Running with Scissors Show at Estoria (East Atlanta, Cabbagetown to be specific) showcasing the A’s deep variety of comedy talent.

Estoria is already a cool hang out that’ll be a cool new place for comedy too. Our first run of the show was in the beginning of October and we had a great turn out. Hoping for a good second go! Our next show is Thursday, November 5th
727 Wylie St, Atlanta, Ga
I’ll be hosting a real funny group of cats:
Andy Sanford- 1/4 of the Beards of Comedy and a brilliant comedy writer
Eric McGee- Super laid back. Feeds the audience jokes like an IV- very subtle
Justin Morgan- Class president of Atlanta comedy. You’ll want to watch for him.
Karen Hilton- Just pay attention and you’ll be rolling in no time. One word, clever.
Matt Pharr- Some of the best stories on and off stage. I’ve never not been entertained by Matt Pharr
Sean Wilkinson- Running With Scissors will be proud to have this funny guy from Boston as our guest for the evening.
Tanner Inman- Tanner is part of a comedy group called The Lost Comics and their tagline is, “Like seeing stand up comedy for the first time.” That’s better than i could have said it.
The Running With Scissors comedy show is tonight at 9! We’ve got some really funny folks lined up for y’all tonight. No cover, priceless fun.
Estoria
727 Wiley St
Atlanta, Ga 30316
PS The photo links to the AtlanaStandsup blog. A new blog devoted to the Atlanta stand up scene. A work in progress but moves are being made!
What’s up, guys

The Running With Scissors Comedy Show is this Thursday, October 1st. I was gonna say this is a warning but I guess I should use the traditional term and say, invitation. If you’re against fun you probably shouldn’t come but I know you’re not one of those people . This Thursday just got better, all you have to do is show up.
No Cover
9 pm at Estoria
727 Wylie St,
Atlanta, Ga 30316
I’ll be hosting a small crew of hilarious folks:
April Boddy… Does comedy good (see what I did there)
Cris Gray… The other token meat
Dan Weeks… The face of Shark Week
Eric McGee… Bringing light skinned back one joke at a time.
The Gallois Bros… Funnier than the Mario bros in every way
Zaurito… How to speak Russian in 10 minutes
$6 Pitchers of PBR for everyone that loves Pabst (Don’t front for the internet, you know…)
I’ll do 5 jumping jacks if I see you there.
Peace