Posts tagged Mom

How to be a player

  • Mom: (Looks in fridge) Why did you buy two gallons of Orange Juice at the store?
  • Me: They had a two for $5 thing going on. What? You don't think we'll finish both
  • Mom: No.
  • Me: Well, I've got the receipt-
  • Mom: Great! While you're out, can you pick me up some foil pans? Oh! And I need a....
  • SUCKERED
She always plays a housekeeper they never put her in love scenes. That’s not a queen
My Mom on Queen Latifah upon seeing her on Entertainment Tonight
Mother dearest

Mother dearest

Are they related?

My Mom referring to Lil Wayne & Whoopi Goldberg while watching his appearance on The View in bewilderdment.

Wayne

whoopi

Weezy Goldberg?

Ok, Odinaka, his music is good but they should put him on the radio, don’t make us look at him.
My Mom Watching Lil Wayne on The View in Bewilderment