How to be a player

• Mom: (Looks in fridge) Why did you buy two gallons of Orange Juice at the store?
• Me: They had a two for $5 thing going on. What? You don't think we'll finish both
• Mom: No.
• Me: Well, I've got the receipt-
• Mom: Great! While you're out, can you pick me up some foil pans? Oh! And I need a....
• SUCKERED