January 2009
12 posts
15 tags
Whispers In The Wind
Damion: It must be nice to be finished [w/ higher learning].
Me: It is but I always have this nagging feeling that I need to go back.
Damion: Hm?
Me: This nagging feeling often manifests itself in the form of every older Nigerian I meet.
Damion: lol
Me: ...at least once a week
Jan 22nd
20 tags
“Ekpelepke!”
– Igbo father figure in the hilarious Nollywood movie, Bafana-Bafana
Jan 21st
13 tags
Lost
I have officially given up on my sense of direction until further notice. What I have privately acknowledged but never completely publicly accepted has been thrown in my face drivin’ around DC. I’m in my car right now, stuck in traffic due to one stupid turn I knew better than to make. Arggh (when is it appropriate to use this word…besides now?) Oh well. From now on I’m...
Jan 20th
11 tags
“Everybody in comedy wants to be cool, but they don’t realize that just...”
– Chris Rock (paraphrase)
Jan 16th
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“Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last...”
– ~ Cree Indian Proverb ~ (via mutterings) …
Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
1 note
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“Odinaka had a dream where he was offered crack but upon offering, the offerer,...”
– My Facebook Status- January 7, 2008, 12:25 am
Jan 10th
14 tags
WatchWatch
WATCH. A different take on what success is from one of the members of the Blue Man Group of all people, haha. Definitely inspired me… alicewonder: …am in midst of mid-twenties crisis two years early, so…this is for whoever else needs it. i did.
Jan 7th
2 notes
15 tags
“There is no competition in comedy. In comedy, you’re either your own best...”
– Mark Anthony Ramirez citing advice he once received from Jerry Seinfeld
Jan 7th
19 tags
Declaration to Tumblr
Look, I know you’ve probably heard about my other jealous blogs on myspace, facebook and blogger but they ain’t got nothin on you, shawty.  Myspace was my main thing til I ran into you.  But they just don’t have the sex appeal you have or none of that.  Don’t worry, your spot is solidified.  Just don’t go crazy on me, cuz I will choke a blog—pronto.  Betchu...
Jan 5th
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“Sometimes the jester can traverse the tryptic & if the jester says something...”
– George Carlin quoting The Act of Creation by Arthur Koestler’s in a 1996 Charlie Rose Interview I’d like to be a bit of a philosopher one day
Jan 5th
28 tags
Words of Wisdom
“Can’t wear skinny jeans ‘cuz my nuts don’t fit.” Jay-Z, Swagger Like Us Even if yours do fit, pretend they don’t in ‘09. Thank you. HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Uh, yeah Double yeah
Jan 2nd